10 Reasons why you should have a Valencian couple
Hello dear NO valencian person. Have you ever fell in love with someone from Valencia? It’s very common, don’t worry. Possibly you live far away from here and you are not sure if you want to take this relationship to the next step. Well, we believe on it and we’re going to give you 10 good reasons why you should too.
1. No valencian, no party:
You’ll never be bored with she/he. That person will always want to go out until the sun rises. The night is her/his habitual situation so you don’t have any problem if you want to take a walk after 12 p.m. Forget about Cinderella.
2. Bilingualism:
Everybody demand us to know more than a language, right? Well, your opportunity of being a polyglot has arrived! Obligate your partner to speak with you only in valencian to get used to the language. You will be cooler than that friend of yours whose partner is from Madrid… They only speak Spanish! What a loser...
3. Your future will be brighter:
Will be fantastic when you discover that you can eat, drink and go to party only with 10€ in your pocket!
4. She/he will be so pretty being fallero/fallera…
You will discover what is a regional sexy suit.
5. Valencia Beach
If you comes from the middle of the peninsula, you will appreciate this without any doubt. You will spend more time in the sand than a crab.
6. Fix that body.
To make exercise in the big cities you need willpower. Why? Because usually you don’t have one near you. So if you are with a valencian, it’s possible that you start doing exercise only because of the inertia.
7. The food, that third member in that relationship.
You know that you love Valencia above all because its paellas, don’t you? Now imagine that you flirt with someone who can cook you one every single Sunday! No chorizo included. Are you crying of happiness already? Well that can happen if you go out with someone from Valencia.
8. You will go out of La Malvarrosa.
There are a lot of people that run away from Valencia in Summer: too heat, too humid, and people, loads of people. So if you are lucky and and fall in love for someone from Valencia, you can be sure that he or she can be the passport to that secret small beach that no one knows.
9. The good weather.
I feel terrible happy only thinking about that people from Soria who have felt in love with someone from Valencia. You will know what is a warm Summer, at least!!
10. You will love the fire.
You will be another pyromaniac in Valencia.
